(I Make) Good Girls Go Bad

A good man is not so hard to find right? I can think of 10 at the top of my head who are genuinely great guys. You know the type I’m talking about...the one’s that ACTUALLY call when they say they are going to call. Crazy concept huh? They take you on real dates. Hell, they even tell their friends about you. The point it is, they’re not so hard to find. They only have one drink at dinner because they’re driving. They have female friends they haven’t slept with...yeah yeah whatever. The point is, they’re not hard to find. They are right here in front of our face. Now, bad boys are hard to find. Mostly because they are never where they’re supposed to be. In fact, they’re not supposed to be anywhere. They do as they please. And for some unexplained reason, we accept this. We even find it attractive, appealing, sexy, and incredibly frustrating!

If you’re lucky you might actually get a cell phone number. Of course, it’s really so you never know exactly what(or who) a bad boy is doing. It’s infuriating, insensitive, intriguing, and completely insane!

You know you’re dating a bad boy when you’re not sure you’re actually dating. Bad boys are usually one of two things: unavailable or undressed. This leaves you unable to think of anything but where the hell is he and when will he do that to me again?! Bad boys are rule breakers, heartbreakers, and bed shakers....

A bad boy will call you “baby”, probably because he forgot your name, but still, there’s nothing sexier than a bad boy who’s dying to see you, “baby”. It doesn’t matter if anything he says is true. It sounds good, and it feels good, because “baby”, bad boys have throw down. Bad boys are not tentative about kissing. They are not tentative about anything. They know what they want, who they want, and they go for it. This is thrilling when it’s you, and not so thrilling when its the suddenly the model (not) eating at the table next to you. Of course, that rarely happens because bad boys rarely take you out. They don’t have to . The bar is low for bad boys. They don’t have to surprise you with flowers, it’s a surprise when they show up at all. In fact, a bad boy is happy to let a good guy take you to dinner, ask you about you, kiss you goodnight at the door.....a bad boy knows he can call at midnight and still get invited over for dessert. Bad boys are dessert. They’re like hot fudge sundaes. You know you shouldn’t but you do it anyways and enjoy every last bite!

Now if you have read any of my previous blogs you would know that I love myself a bad boy. But....like I said above, the bar is set low. I don’t expect much which means if I actually intend on doing the serious thing, I think it’s time I let the “bad boy” go. *tear*.

I recently went on a date with a fella. We had a great dinner, great conversation, seems normal.....sounds pretty good right? We sat at the table for what seemed like an hour. In actuality, it was 4! Wow, a nice, normal guy on a nice, normal date. Normal. Not heart pounding. Not a butterfly filled stomach. Normal. Well what did I expect?! I mean I’m attracted to bad boys! I couldn’t possibly expect this to be exciting. Well, I did a little. But, I decided how can I not go on another date when the first date was actually great. He even messaged me the next day to tell me what a nice time he had. I decided to put my bad boy attraction to the side and make plans again. Who knows, maybe he’ll surprise me. Second date is set for the following weekend. yay. If you think there was a hint of sarcasm in that “yay”.....you’re right. But give a woman credit, I’m trying!

Well guess what, he surprised me alright! At 3:30 in the morning the day before our second date. Drunk. The dumbass had the nerve to drunk dial me after one date. Really? I gave up bad boys for this? So to all you ladies looking down on me for still digging the bad boys....not. One. Word. I gave it a shot. I almost gave it two. At least with a bad boy the expectations were already low. At least a bad boy is far from “normal”. Bad boys make my heart pound. At least with a bad boy a late night call is more useful to me.....