Maybe it's the "Summer Love" mode I seem to see everywhere. Apparently this years fashion is a floral print summer dress, platform stilettos, Ray Bans, and a man to finish off the look. I can't remember the last time accessorizing with a man was remotely important to me. What is important though is keeping up with the latest fashion trends! I have summer dresses galore and a shoe collection Imelda Marcos would be proud of. The only thing missing....is that handsome accessory. Don't get me wrong, I can still walk proudly down the street in my stilettos and dress but it certainly would be more fun if someone else was enjoying that ensemble too.....
Lately, it's been slim pickens. I've had a man with a fan of $20 bills by his face try to email me, no offense but I'm not even going to look at what you had to say to me. A 21 year old looking for "a chick to hang out wit that's fly". Seriously, who actually says "fly" and at 21 what could you possibly even offer me. And don't wink at me dude b/c I'd bet my life you don't even know what you're doing in that department either so run along. Foreign men that can barely speak or type English that are looking for a wife. I'm not even going to go there....I even had a 32 year old man lecture me that Bret Michaels is in fact a "great guy"( in response to a snide comment about him in my profile). Well then maybe you, Bret, and his hair extensions should get a room. Was there a sale on smart attractive men recently that I missed? I'm pretty good at keeping up with sales. Especially ones that involve good looking guys.
I went on a date last weekend with a nice enough guy. Great job, lives in the back bay, attractive....wait for it.....BUT, the man is seriously attracted to attention. More than me. If you know me, that really says something. He craves it and thrives on it. He always manages to find a news camera at some sporting or city event and get face time. Good or bad, the guy loves attention and fully admits it. My attention preferably doesn't involve youtube or TV cameras. My luck, that would happen and I would get caught at exactly the WRONG moment doing exactly the WRONG thing. Not so shocking coming from me. He also is insanely obsessed with the Bruins. Now before some of you Bruins fans jump down my throat(not in a good way), I am in no way putting down loving a sporting event. Trust me. I love me some Sox hard core...but they don't rule or dictate my life. Maybe given the fact that it's playoff season, it's extremely amplified for him. Maybe. Or maybe he has a black and yellow fish named Lucic. For those not in the know, that's B's left wing. Thanks to a quick yet helpful lesson before my date, I am in the know. For those ladies still not in the know....he's pretty cute and after watching a quick video on him...he's pretty aggressive on the ice(you know what they say about men aggressive on the ice right?)....Sorry I digress. Have I mentioned that my date dresses up as a bear for all the home games? No? Luckily he left the bear suit home for the date....
All and all my date was pleasant and I really don't have anything bad to say. I don't have anything exciting to say but sometimes that can also be a good thing. Maybe a little less excitement in the life of this bad girl is a good thing? Or maybe that sentence alone bores me to tears. So I play with fire a little.....It's only b/c I can take the heat. I can handle what those creatures of the common place and slaves of ordinary can't. Maybe after the B's seal the deal this guy will show me a little more than his love of the game. Otherwise, I'm going to start checking Ebay for that missing accessory. Story of my life would lean towards me paying full price if not more.....
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